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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:04:00 -
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Just in case nobody knew yet, Zill's a weeny-arsed twin of Ankhewhatchamacallit.
*adopts Bill Nye voice*
So NOW you KNOOOOOW.
 Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.15 15:49:00 -
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What if this were all a giant scam by Helicity Boson to get free stuffs?
I don't know about you, but I'd laugh my ass off.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.15 19:19:00 -
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Edited by: captain foivos on 15/06/2010 19:19:12
Don't worry, I own a Catalyst BPO... 
Edit: how lame is it that Youtube took down every single one of those Spitler rants?
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.17 16:55:00 -
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I would kill to be on that panel. (in-game, of course  )
No, seriously. I would. And it wouldn't be just exhumers.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.17 19:30:00 -
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"Dear sir and/or madame,
You have been detected illegally mining in high security space in a Hulk without filing the proper paperwork (See: Form 137A). Ordinarily, you would simply be asked to cease and desist, in order to facilitate our macro-mining prevention systems. However, this is such an egregious violation that we at the Hulkageddon Orphanage have no no choice but to initiate Hulkageddon III: The Summer of GankÖ upon you.
May your exhumers burn with the intensity of a thousand suns.
Sincerely, captain foivos"
Can't say we didn't try to warn them.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.17 23:49:00 -
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But we haven't killed anyone yet, and I am too lazy to create a pre-emptive invoice.
Also posting here to confirm that I sent Hulkageddon Jackpot (kudoes to whatever jackass created Hulkageddon Jackpots, but you forgot to make your profile picture at least look like Helicity, dumbass) 10M in exchange for the "It's Not Personal, Just Business" achievement. First person to (and they must lose the ship) get in on a suicide-gank mail in a mining barge or exhumer wins it. I mean, Hulkageddon really is all about eliminating the competition.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.18 00:46:00 -
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Hulkageddon is not an event geared towards specific people. I do believe that would be a violation of the EULA. Also, it would be much more appropriate to talk to a mercenary corporation rather than posting here.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.18 11:40:00 -
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I suppose you can throw my few iskies into the general jackpot.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.26 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: IgnisRex
What is my IQ if I like pretty explosions?
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.02 19:29:00 -
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TBQFH I'm not out to waste time and sec status on some guy fresh out of nub-school who's mining in a Bantam, and I think most others are with me on that.
Still, I just wouldn't mine that entire week in high sec.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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